Coinslotted

When an animal, usually a dog, surprises you by unexpectedly sticking their tongue in your mouth. It usually happens so fast that it's over before you realize what just happened.

Eww, the dog just coinslotted me after licking his butt!!!"

by Sameolscot April 10, 2022

Bros and Cons

A hilarious podcast featuring two guys weighing up various topics, plus a different guest every week.

Bro #1: Yo man, have you listened to the latest Bros and Cons?

Bro #2: Yeah, that shit is funny!

by Man About Town March 5, 2013

coonshoes

Shoes made of household materials usually worn by people who are not white.
Tyres or cardboard works very well

1)Look! John Fashnu has coonshoes..
2)Give me back my coonshoes you wog

by Fash May 18, 2003

coinsequences

coinsidences with consequences

Running into her and then you were total coinsequences. You cannot fathom the coinsequences.

by Cory & Marie Pollard March 4, 2008

teeth-conscious

When one has something done with their teeth (ex. braces, veneers, whitening, etc) and suddenly begins noticing other people's pearly whites.

James: Oh dude you got veneers.
Joe: I know, you know that chick I'm hitting on?
James: Yeah what 'bout her?
Joe: I saw her smile, looks like shit.
James: Veneers got you teeth-conscious, bruh.

by cirquedusolame December 9, 2009

coonshoes

shoes worn by jack as he plays cs or walks the streets and fields of wales looking for sheep to give a rimjob

1) Jack is black and is wearing coonshoes as he gets owned by e nobbers

2) Jack is licking the rim of a sheep whilst wearing coonshoes to cover his large toes thx

by blackman May 22, 2003

Conscientiousness

Look at all my achievements. Look at how hard I work. Aren't I better than you? Hey... HEEYY! Doesn't that make me better than you? Look how much better than you I am. Hey! Don't you think I'm better than you? Everyone always tells me how much better than you I am. Tell me I'm better than you. Hey... HEEYY! Tell me I'm better than you.

Hym "Why do you think it is that people high in trait conscientiousness dislike us so much?"

Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"

Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"

Iam "Wha... No! I just..."

Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."

Iam "We just woke up..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022