Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.

Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.

by SmoothxT September 12, 2009

ripped condom

what causes babies

during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom

by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

conjoined twits

when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas.

Followers

Jedward are conjoined twits

Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.

Everyone: yes they were

by YeahIWentThereAgain August 30, 2010

conjoined balls

When you only have one good ball or testicle.

He has conjoined balls. For easter we dress it up like an Easter egg and go hunt for it.

by feedingonrose June 18, 2015

Conjort

- collide
- come/go together

- match up
- flicked

- give

We conjorted outfits today

You conjort blue and red to make purple
I conjorted my homework to my teacher

by avia January 8, 2021

Cojonen

German for the spanish word cohones, but in Berlin Slang (Berlin, the German capital). Meaning testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"

"Der Bengel hat rischde Cojonen!" which means in english "That Kid's got some balls"

by Kaipo December 12, 2006