Slompy Chompy

When they go for sloppy toppy, but they're a little hungry.

"She caught me by surprise with that slompy chompy last night. It was very painful, 0/10 do not recommend."

by [You'd know] May 24, 2021

Bond-Company Stooge

An employee of an insurer or bondsman who tags along on your adventures and is generally a buzz kill. Rarely does such a person ever stick their neck out for someone as they are only concerned with their employers profits.

"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that." - Steve Zissou

by Stew Knod February 15, 2022

break comfy

Disturbing a comfortable position

I was wrapped up in a blanket on the couch and I had to pee, but I didn't want to break comfy

by ivotemyself4mvp December 19, 2022

designated driving companion

The poor sob who gets to keep you company while you're DD-ing for people. Ideally, a hot girl who you can laugh at the drunks with.

Hey girl I need a designated driving companion, you in?

by Jbizzle760 November 12, 2009

Be in good company

1-to have the same problem as many other people(not to be alone at can't doing something):
"I can't play tennis - I'm hopeless at it!" "Oh well, you're in good company."
2-to be with good friends(idiom):
"There is no wonder that she is a nice person, because she is in a good company.(Has good friends)"

Its' examples written above there(be in good company)

by Kekomanferwgj January 21, 2023

Yoyo Bus Company

A Roblox Bus Company owned by 2 dumb 8 year olds named milk and yoyo and etc. Too lazy to make a map and buses on roblox

I am going to blacklist Yoyo Bus Company for stealing.

by zaya51810 January 27, 2023

I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.

Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."

by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017