computer

what you are on right now (unless, of course, you're on an iPhone/iPad)

Guy 1: i went on urbandictionary.com today because i felt like looking up random shit.

guy 2: what did you look up?

guy 1: computer.

by Chowderz March 20, 2011

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Computer

1. Porn machine.

2. Matchmaking device for pedophiles.

Computers: My Anti-Roofy.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

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Computer

One who computes.

Bob: What is your occupation?

John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.

by Punstar February 14, 2012

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A programming class that also emphasizes object-oriented programming methods, algorithms, and problem solving. Also you try to learn something useful but your teacher leaves half-way through the semester, so your old Computer Programming teach with zero experience takes over and helps in no way possible. You try your best to pass but no matter what, you're going to fail.

Jacob: You do the AP Computer Science homework?

Kyle: Haha what homework?

Nick: Why even do it? No one is passing with this goof teaching the class.

by nobrows April 28, 2017

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(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

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