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Colon

Damn you Colon
by Eeeidifo December 29, 2021
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Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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Colonizer.

Colonizer is a descriptive term for someone who believes in and perpetuates ideas that separate us from each other, nature, our people, etc or pushes ideologies that harm BIPOC. Ideologies being things like racism or stereotypes in media are fine, cultural appropriation isn’t a big deal, BIPOC are crybabies for educating people on history, etc.

It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from whte supremacy—an element of colonization.

No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.

So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.
Person1: Natives didn’t experience genocide what’re you talking about?
Person2: Over 95% of our people were wiped out with death tolls reaching 120 million from 1492 to now.
Person1: Whatever you’re just a crybaby with a victim complex.
Person2: Thank you for proving my point, colonizer.
by Dicksucker Golden91623 August 3, 2024
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Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
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kickstand colonic

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
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Colon 3ed

Brain rot and mental fog due to exposure to certain communities (ie the boykisser community) that use :3 and other "cutesy" phrases, this self image of being cutesy and silly causing mental fog and lack of focus is called being Colon 3ed
Person 1: "Did you hear Dan got colon 3ed and dropped out of collage"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024
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toxic mega-colon

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.
Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic mega-colon.
by moneypenny07 March 21, 2009
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