college iced tea 

Any cheap beer, usually light beer, that college kids can afford to buy in large amounts and consume excessively. Refreshing as a cold glass of iced tea on a hot day.

Frank brought over some college iced tea and things started to get rowdy.

college iced tea by lanching123 March 30, 2010

College Napps 

The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.

Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"

College Napps by Bassophile September 5, 2011

College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.

Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.

College Wanker by BM82 January 9, 2015

college books 

A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.

Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "

college books by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

College Syndrome 

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.

Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.

College Syndrome by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023

College Clean

If it looks clean, it is. Refers to quickly washing dishes and utensils with just water while using hands to scrap off food particles. Often satisfactory for busy and exhausted college students.

The students were too busy studying to do chores so they gave the dishes a college clean.

College Clean by PinkPanzer March 15, 2011

College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.

"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."

College Poop by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012