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moleetov cocktail 

A mixed-drink consisting of Coca-Cola, Starbucks Frappacino, Scotch, and 5-hour ENERGY.
Excuse me kind sir, would you please mix me up a moleetov cocktail right quick?
moleetov cocktail by Finnbacca December 2, 2011

donkey cocktail 

To fill one's anus with tomato paste.
My ass tings after that donkey cocktail.
donkey cocktail by EthoLabz September 22, 2016

Fish Cocktail

A Fish Cocktail is the act of making your girl squirt and then drinking her feminine juices from the inside of her vagainal cavity.
Aye bro, that girl I was with last night made me the best Fish Cocktail I've ever tasted.
Fish Cocktail by Rachegeomadness October 7, 2016

The cocktail

Where you take shrimp and put them on your dick, and add cocktail sauce on top. You do this to make it more interesting.
Her: hey I wanna spice things up tonight

Him: Wanna try the cocktail?
Her: I’ll get the shrimp 🍤 🤤
The cocktail by zippyclean January 17, 2019

Trump cocktail 

Equal parts politics and evangelical religion shaken and served iced cold
The Trump cocktail has taken the southern states by storm.
Trump cocktail by Nate Moe November 16, 2019

straight up cocktail 

A hetrosexual male who likes to give and receive oral sex from another male
Will: last night Jim and I were drinking straight up cocktails

Jon: but aren't you in a relationship with Jill

Will: yeah, but when Jim saw my flight of the navigator he knew I was interested