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When you go into a closet with your bros, turn off the light, and touch each other's dicks and guess whose are whose. Bonus if you get cum on your hand, as you can taste and smell it to get more hints on whose dick you're touching.
Bob: "Yo Chet, wanna hop into this closet and play cummy closet with me?"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
by Black KKK August 10, 2019
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Closet Queer

A male who is overly flamboyant,and flirts with other homosexuals.

Most closet queers are usually mistaken, however some are afraid of what others may think.. thus keeping them in the closet.


The term "coming out of the closet" is most likely what sparked this word.

You are most likely a closet queer if..
-You say GQ is your bible.
-You flirt with other men who very flamboyant.. or other gay men who have already come out.
-You don't care about being with a girl.. as long as you are seen with one by other mates.
-You are in theatre and do not mind kissing boys (you may even lock lips longer than expected).
-Even your friends question your sexuality (they are all most likelly there for you.. but the trust in your relationship could rely on your ability to come out)
"Grant has always been really flamboyant... is he gay?"

"No he is a closet queer."
by Watch your mouth October 18, 2008
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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closet mama

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.
by Sparky71 January 19, 2018
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closet time

when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.
A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
by god of derp October 3, 2011
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Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!
by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018
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Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
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