Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
Get the Certified Virgin mug.A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021
Get the Certified Brick mug.Related Words
Clert
• Clertiary
• Clerting
• clerty
• The Clertin
• clart
• clarted
• cert
• Certified Lover Boy
• certified idiot
by anonymous May 28, 2021
Get the Certhrex mug.Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips
by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 24, 2021
Get the Certified pip mug.The best guy anyone can be friends with! He has an amazing personality! And has unique style. He’s a very funny person and attracts good energy.
by Unknownhomie2145 July 11, 2021
Get the Certa mug.by silvervideoo July 17, 2021
Get the Certusian mug.Women: OMG!! CERTIFIED._.WEEBLOL NOTICED ME!!
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)
by Oliver is pog champ October 3, 2021
Get the certified._.weeblol mug.