Pull a Clay Aiken 

Publicly hide a secret until your parents die. The intent is to spare them shame (founded or unfounded) out of respect for their well being.

"your Mom doesn't know you date black guys?"

"no way, that'd break her heart. I'm going to Pull a Clay Aiken on this one. "

Pull a Clay Aiken by SEAMUSO October 21, 2014

kylie marie clay 

a stupid bitch who thinks you can hear lights. she also likes to step on her car remote setting off the emergency sirens and can’t figure out how to turn it off. if you ever meet a kylie marie clay RUN

damn that bitch kylie marie clay is so stupid

kylie marie clay by nonya businesses April 18, 2020

Minnesota Clay 

where you finger a butt hole and then lick it

Hey Pat have you got the minnesota clay lately?

Minnesota Clay by Derek Moren May 30, 2006

Henry Clay 

The most diabolical fiend ever spawned from the nine hells

-He Started the Civil War
-He is responsible for the conflict in Liberia
-He was born in 1777, 111 years before 1666 (666 = evil #)
-Corrupt barganing with Andrew Jackson

Henry Clay Started the civil war and therfore is responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 americans

Henry Clay by Kurt March 28, 2004

Henry Clay 

a term coined after the 19th century ne'er-do-well political figure known for making compromises that made things worse and running for president and losing. four times. in a modern context, this term is used to express a degree of extreme failure, especially pertaining to schoolwork.

that test was so hard, i think i just pulled a henry clay.

the essay i just wrote lost more elections than henry clay.

she studied for hours only to get an f on her APUSH test. what a henry clay.

good luck with that president thing, henry clay.

Henry Clay by rgb1777 December 13, 2009

Classic Clay 

a forgotten term, but still used within the native population, where one man will lay his faeces and two other men fight for the right to have that faeces rubbed all over and into their mouth while being kidney shifted.

"Silenece while 'Classic Clay' is in play, today we have the contendors Phil and Matt fighting for Mike's Clay, winnner wins Mike's love while the looser win's Pandy's love, quite the win win situation here for the contendors."

Classic Clay by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007

pull a clay 

1Leaving for an unnessecary reason right away. 2Leaving without saying goobye. 3Leaving a conversation early at night like 8:00 saying you have to go to bed.

(1)Stacy: HEY. nevermind bye.
Ariana: Wow way to pull a clay.
(2)Matt: Hey where did Shay go?
Jack: She just pulled a clay.
(3)Brian: Hey so I'm totally pulling a clay right now, but im going to bed.

pull a clay by T!tb!tch January 11, 2012