A particularly rare kind of sex scene using simply a 30 foot ladder, a horny man, and a willing young lady. As you about to fuck her in the ass, ask her, "Do you need to shit?". If so say "Baby, cluster bomb me." Now what you do from then on is have her climb up the ladder as high as she can go and have her just relax. After this lay down under her ass, which will be hanging off the back of the ladder. Now, spray paint a bulls-eye around your genitals, (preffered the penis, or 'nutz') and watch her drop the gift off at amazing altitudes. This sexual act must NOT be taken lightly, this is a very special occasion not to be wasted.
Jerry and Gina got caught doing an amazing Cluster Bomb by her imaginary friend. It was soo embarrasing.
by Shartikus April 28, 2009
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by Cody Rogers September 7, 2008
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Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.
Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?
Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.
Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.
by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004
Get the clusterbust mug.To be so bored during a class that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: "Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time."
Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
by Dustin Englhart March 21, 2009
Get the classturbation mug.Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker.
by Breanna19 December 23, 2008
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by Ken January 21, 2004
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