Clarence

A quiet yet funny friend. Clarence’s poke/hit you when they pass by you. Likes to play Computer Games especially Dota. They’d spend up to thousands of money in online games alone. They are pro in Photoshop. A master of shanghai. He’d prefer a videochat than a meet up. When you meet a Clarence they’re actually easy to make friends with. Just be the first one to greet cause they’re usually shy at first.

Ask Clarence to edit your photo.

Clarence is playing dota for 10 hours now.

Don’t be such a Clarence!

King Clarence

by Zeyr August 8, 2019

Clarice

Moooooooooooo

Clarice will mooooooo

by Twiddletwat February 16, 2019

Clarinet

The gayest instrument ever. Clarinets are notorious to squeal and fail to recognize their true powerful overlords, the bass clarinets. Bass clarinets are the creators of clarinets and are so cool that they literally inspired the creation of the saxophone. All clarinets that aren't bass clarinets are small, fake, and gay. Even the oboes think they are annoying, and oboes are just glorified kazoos! Despite popular belief, all clarinet players are gay retards who think they have talent. If you play the clarinet that is anything lower than a basset (please see basset clarinet) clarinet, please, drink bleach.

Clarinet : Hi boys, want me to finger you with my clarinet
Glorified kazoo: Dude, I have a double reed instrument and even I think you are annoying
Saxophone: bass clarinet, are you really related to this guy.
Bass Clarinet: I hope not
Saxophone: Well, you both are clari-
Bass Clarinet: SHUT UM SAX, I'M THE REASON YOU EXIST!

by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG December 17, 2016

Clarinet

A Clarinet is an ugly and retarded instrument. It is pretty much a black - painted recorder with more fingerings. Most of the time it makes this autistic squeaking noise that nobody likes. I bet most clarinet players think that the clarinet is a musical dildo. You don’t even need talent to play this fucktard instrument. NEVER play the clarinet.

I hate playing the clarinet I hate ot

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

Clarence

A n accidental Retard. They will think they are equal to Alex or Jacmel's, but the are not

Ex 1
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.

Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!

Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?

Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....

by McmanlyWoman February 10, 2018

Clarinetting

A sexual act, pertaining to the fallating of the penis, in which the fallatator blows down the urethra while firmly gripping the base. This only occurs at the end of an oral session before he finna bust that nut in order to increase stamina during sex.

Guy 1: So last night my girl was giving me head and I knew she wanted sex after .
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: Let's just say she was clarinetting at the end and I was all ready for round two.
Guy 2: What?

by MountainsOfMountains June 4, 2018

Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018