brendan christenson

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale

Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b

by rylee christenson September 2, 2011

will christey

Will Christey , normally a stubborn boy with many fears! Usually cheating on a ‘Mia’ or ‘Ruby’

‘Omg will christey I can’t venelube you’

by 0121d1b December 12, 2017

The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.

Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.

by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018

alex christe

dumb bitch next to me

fuck off alex christe

by ackakcakckakckkackakakackkacka September 14, 2020

Lilla Christie

A smart beautiful women with a strange obsession for hello kitty she is someone that you’ll want to be near but can never seem to get as near as you’d like, She also struggles to reach the top shelf.

Lilla Christie is short

by Monkeyman1294 October 12, 2020

Lilla Christie

She is a kind and generous soul that you constantly want to be around. She wears Hello kitty clothes at way to old of an age but despite the fact she can’t reach the top shelf you still lover her

Lilla Christie is HOT

by Monkeyman1294 October 12, 2020