Chopped

A repetitive sound/word in a rap song, common among southern rap, often added with "Screw" and it makes for a unique variety of music.

Yo, DJ Michael Watts chopped that beat up!

by Crisco October 18, 2003

chopping the carrot

the act of vigerously biting a penis. try to make moans or groans during this. this could get a little fysty so be carefull! (:

"chopping the carrot"
girl: UUHHH
boy: OYYY
girl: UUHHHGG
boy: OYHHH
boy: baby just CHOP THAT DAMN CARROT!

by the sexy kittens April 7, 2009

Chopper Plopper

This is when someone is hovering over the toilet taking a healthy one and it comes out like tasty freeze ice cream.

I was taking a shit, had to hover over the toilet to finish my Chopper Plopper.

by crickity April 1, 2010

Chopped

Pretty much anything. Kind of like smurfs using smurf for anything.

Yo, You got me chopped.

by M-Dog Fizzle November 6, 2014

chopper

The nickname given to famous Australian criminal Mark Brandon Reid. The nickname was given as a result of a prison incident which saw Mark cut off his own ears.

Have you watched the Chopper Reid DVD?

by Aussie Dunno September 18, 2008

chopper

English playground slang for the longest portion of the male genitalia.
c.f. love truncheon, pork wand

'Oh Paul, stop being such a chopper and give me my heron back'

by bvark July 15, 2008

Chopped and Screwed

Getting rejected and screwed over.

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.

by zkay May 21, 2009