Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016

choke tha fuck outta

to grab someone or to be the dominate in a fight

you best back up before i choke tha fuck outta ya.

by lenster January 13, 2008

choke on my weave

When one flips weave in someone's mouth when they are talking smack to you. Sass.

Bitch choke on my weave

by gaybaeyonce September 9, 2014

Choke Me Arms

Muscular, sexy arms that you can envision choking you in a sexual way.

I mean he's not that hot but he has choke me arms so I'd smash

by Thirst Queen November 2, 2017

Detroit Choke-Hold

The act of ramming your dick down someone's throat and then manually choking them (in an effort to tighten their grip while you throat-fuck them).

The additional act of strangling your partner while throat-fucking them by wrapping your hands around their neck to crush the esophagus around your penis serves to intensify your pleasure. You are essentially giving yourself a handjob through their throat with the application of enough pressure.

"that bitch wouldn't stop talking, so I put her in a Detroit choke-hold."

by SexualStrangler August 4, 2014

Mocha Choka BullShit

Coffee from a large corporate coffee company.

Hit Starbucks today and man they weren’t kidding about the Mocha Choka Bullshit.

by Golden029 April 14, 2019

roku and choke you

watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.

hey, babe wanna come over and have some Roku and choke you time?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018