Colin

The best cat to ever walk on the face of the earth.

Student: "Nick! How is Colin today?"
Nick: "He is great, he loves his bagged water."

by nakdman72 December 19, 2018

colin

contrary to popular belief, he isn’t irish, i think. from a project in history he said something about gaylic (i hope that’s how you spell it). he’s catholic like me lolz. yeah that’s it. oh and he’s trash 🗑TALL VERY TALL 5’6 at 13???? that’s tall, bitch.

me:

colin: so how are you
me: i’m dying
colin: THE GUY AT THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS GAME DIDNT THING I WAS 13
me: damn you look like your 4 lmao

by i have lots of regerts April 21, 2019

Colin

whitest boy you will ever meet. actually a toothpick

girl 1: that’s my bf right there
girl 2: wow he’s such a colin

by idiothearteyes February 15, 2020

Chodling

Used as a universal word for conveying something that you can't express with words. It can be used in place of everything that you don't know how to express.

Suppose you went to your plug to score some of that dank pot your friends are talking about.
You: You got that dank pot?
Plug: Nah man, it's finished. Business blooming.
You: Aight Cool.

But later your friend scores that dank pot from the same plug later.
Then you can use it like:
You to your friend: Lauda juice dukaan chodling kar diya. Ham gaye maal lene to nahi diya lekin Nihit gaya to usko de diya lauda

by h3llking January 4, 2023

colin powell

A powerful man who loves pie?

Do you want some pie?

by johntheripper December 4, 2004

Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

by NeoFox October 17, 2003

choking the smurf

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.

Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!

by Courty March 4, 2008