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Chef Marcus

A Chef Marcus is a name given to line-cooks who are not very knowledgeable and unpleasant to be around. They often exhibit robot like elasticity when walking, or early signs of rigor mortis when attempting to act out a scene.
Hey did you see the new chef marcus we hired? Jit moves stiffer than a palm tree.
by La'Vert October 11, 2022
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The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.
I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!
by darkenoch March 21, 2016
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Chef

The almighty chef of wakano + ratio
Chef
by Wakano's chef February 6, 2022
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Chef

Abbreviation of Cheffrey shef-ree.

A professional cook, often trained in a culinary school.
"Hello, is it true that 'chef' is short for 'cheffrey'?"

"Yes, it is absolutely true. Not many people know that; you must be very smart!"
by BibliophileFoSho November 20, 2022
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Cheffed

When a restaurant serves food in a needlessly complicated way to hide the fact you are getting a pretty looking meal that's overpriced and leaves you hungry.
I went to Gordon Ramsey's for dinner but the food was so cheffed that I was too broke to get something on the way home.
by bren361215 October 8, 2018
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Chef's kiss

When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer
by Richard Wagner December 9, 2024
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trash can chef

A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.

My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.

2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.

4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.
by LordoftheNinthCloud October 22, 2015
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