carrot cake

when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.

i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!

by vomitface69 October 25, 2010

carrot

Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.

Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.

by George W. Bush June 23, 2003

Eating carrots

An new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots. Usually they are small and held in a baggie of some kind, but not necessarily. It is often associated with people who have enlightened views on health, literature, music, politics, and most other subjects (see hipsters).

The first time carrots were ever eaten on film was in the movie Rushmore(1999). The character of Rosemary Cross offers some carrots to characer Herman Blume.

"Hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots." -frat guy

"Actually, he's not gay." -frat guy's girlfriend

by yeahItappedthat March 7, 2007

carrotman

is a gay giant carrot who wears tights.

Carrotman is gay and works at maccas.

by macca chick September 3, 2007

carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by paulk6532 July 30, 2008

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

carrot topping

when a ginger kid, low rides so low you can see his pubes out the top.

wow ! thats dirty a ginger kid carrot topping !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006