callased

Achieving that new level of drunk/waved that you just can't hack it no more. Point of no return

Neil: Bruv are we gonna bill it on saturday?
Gerson: Nah, you were callased last week.

by FallenGhost November 15, 2019

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Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

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Callan • callan aka gutman • Callan is a bumrusher • callan johnson • callan mcauliffe • Callan Roux • calland • Callander • Callandra • callani

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020

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callnub

Callnub is a cow

Callnub is a nice cow

by Cookie God21 November 5, 2020

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caélan

The type of guy you just fall in love with by looking at him.you can see he is amazing when he makes you smile like an idiot or when your parents ask why are you smiling at your phone

Caélan is so gorgeous

by Nc_05 December 18, 2020

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