caleb

someone who never does their work and always slacks off

look at that student being such a caleb

by superj28 November 13, 2007

Calembe

Something that makes you want to fuck the girl you're talking to.It's a movement, or a phrase that a girl makes while talking to you or just by looking at you. You perceive that simple movement as a sign of future sex.

Last night I was taking to Laqueesha and she bited her lips while looking right into my eyes. That was a real calembe.

I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.

by TheBeatDistributor May 28, 2009

CAEK?

a sylar cake eaten by a jitesh
also used to disregard something in a comedic manner because you'd rather not talk about it

kakashi: you're girlfriend is easy
you: CAEK?
kakashi: HAHA CAEK HAHA THAT COMPLETELY TOOK MY MIND OFF OF THAT!

by seiya2342 February 22, 2009

Caleb

Gay kid who likes cars. Caleb is most likely autistic and likes little children

Caleb fucked the exhaust pipe of the car

by Factsguy101 March 4, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is a very kind person but he’s a thot. His Snapchat is FULL of girls and I wouldn’t check his “my eyes only” folder if I were you!! He has a girlfriend but that doesn’t stop him from texting other girls!!! He’s sweet and will help you out when you need it, but his advice isn’t the best. He’s someone you can easily roast because he sucks at comebacks. He’s a pal tho

Caleb is a thot

by Taylorsmith;) March 20, 2020

The Cale

One cool, brilliant, friendly, cheese lovin' mo'fo.

The Cale wants to be the evil ruler of the world someday.

by theladiesman December 3, 2003

caleb

A monkey in a space suit. Usually scrounging the galaxy for cheese and bananas. If you see a caleb it is highly recommended that you greet it from a distance before approaching. This is done in the following manner:
1-face the caleb
2-standing on your right foot, hold your left leg with your right hand.
3-with your left hand make a fist
4-put left fist into mouth (it is important that you shove the entire fist into your mouth, if any knuckle is showing the caleb will charge)
5-jump up and down on your right foot

If you do the above correctly, the caleb then bow and allow you to approach.

Look at that caleb swinging from the ceiling. How does a channel get defined as an M!pick channel... is there such a thing?

by Caleb Cittadino August 28, 2008