Craptastic

1. The absolute best of something bad.
2. When you are happy to get bad news.

1. His work was so terrible it was Craptastic
2. Craptastic - I am glad I finally got that 1000 dollar fine.

by Norbu September 26, 2006

craptactular

Usually meaning something is horrible, or crappy. (instead of using a massive amount of sarcasm).

That bitch is freaking craptactular.

by K.N.P. November 9, 2008

craptacular

Any public show that is known to suck, but has yet to fail. Often used to describe poor fireworks displays that were nowhere near as good as advertised.

"Man, that fireworks show last night in Roanoke was craptacular

by Josh McG January 19, 2007

craptise

(1) to craptise (v) is to practise in a bad or negative way. Can be deliberate or accidental. Can involve the act of sabotage on a practice session.

I am just going to go craptise now.
I am just craptising my violin.
Were you practising or craptising gymnastics?

by Phelola Smith April 26, 2007

craptacular

(adj.)spectacularly crappy; really terrible. combination of the word crap and spectacular.

My day was f-in craptacular, I got fired. That movie was really craptacular, what a waste of money and two hours of my life.

by ClaireFC October 27, 2007

craptography

1) The ability to write words and/or sentences by using someone's crap. Usually craptographer develop their own encrypted "crap code" (e.g. writing with bad-smelling excrements implies a sense of disgust towards those sentences).

2) Used when someone's writing skills are very poor.

1) My sister developed her craptography skill in her college's bathrooms.

2) I can't tell the difference between a "a" and a "o"! This was written a *beep*ing craptographer!

by cacaro July 1, 2008

craptalicious

someone that is beyond crappy in mood or generaly

i feel craptalicious today home on a saturday with no money to do anything!

by jaroskowich October 17, 2008