When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.
Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!
by DavidAGL October 17, 2010
An insult to trump ur dad lesbian. If used, all life forms in a 10 mile surrounding area will spontaneously combust. To be only used under dire circumstances
Carl: Ur mum gay lol
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao
Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao
Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian lmao
Carl: ur cousin fuckin roflmao
Both parties and anyone in the near vicinity combust without warning
by Gamingcausesautism March 12, 2018
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
by timmy10 October 16, 2019
by Truth September 13, 2004
worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.
Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck
Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
Alex, aka Mr. Cousin McDonald, is the cousin of Mr. Sister Woman and Mr. Sister Woman's sister. Cousin McDonald is very cool!
by Chickindude June 25, 2021