cockblock

Someone who games on the women you're lookin' at, even though they know you're goin' after them. See Walking Cockblock and SlickD

SlickD is the biggest cockblock. He's always hittin' on my women.

by Gaetani April 20, 2003

cockbag

Someone who is cocky, arrogant, conceited, a little flimsy, and kinda dumb but who also carries around a big dick. Also known as a BDB. See also BDB.

You have no clue what you are saying, you cockbag. Quit saying the word "brah", you cockbag.

by Henry P. May 29, 2008

Cockbite

(cok.bIt) N. One who talks on the phone, texts, twitters or anything likewise while driving.

That cockbite on his cell phone cut me off in traffic.

by wrwkw October 4, 2009

Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

by Juhurty October 5, 2011

Cockbite

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.

You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.

by Snake December 2, 2004

cockblock

1. A Friend That Prevents you from getting da Clam
2. A Assiocate that Prevents you from getting some cunt

"God dammit, Josh fucking cockblocked me again, I guess Roofies will have to work next time"

by The Roosk May 18, 2005

Cockbite

A cockbite is a bite to the cock, also, the worst thing I can think of off hand.

You are a cockbite.

by Antiidryo April 15, 2004