Clay

Clay is a loyal and dependable friend who will always be there for you. He is known to show off his “goods” is the bathroom and to flaunt his confidence. Clay has great music taste and will never let homework get in the way of friendship.

His top skills include cooking fried rice and twerking. He is also known to bust a move to WAP and fly to space. Watch out for clays as they love to be high and will make you a stoner.

I got high with Clay last night

Bro did u see clays dick in the shower last night

by Hashbrown Smalz November 8, 2020

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Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

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