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Charter Spectrum

One of the most awful ISPs out there. The 99% up time is wonderful, yet the "1%" down time is as bad as 911.

They love to throttle your speeds on account of their small wee wees.
Bro, my internet is making me glitch all over the place. I'm just trying to get the dub bro. F CHARTER SPECTRUM

Internet doesn't load a 1080p video. My keyboard: FHSDUFYSDIUFYSUIDHFKJSFDJKDFJLKFJDKLFJKLSDFJKLSDFKL
by infamousreptillianttv February 12, 2023
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Snake Charmer Paul

A gay man who tries to tak advantage of a drunken straight guy in order to have sex. generally takes place when straight guys enter gays bars.
Tim: "Hey, where did you go last night?"
Alex: "I went to the gay bar for some free drinks, but totally got snake charmer pauled by this guy there"
by Tomas Johanson October 16, 2008
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imagine charter school

A really crappy school in Firestone, Colorado where they barely have any protection.
by Mrmanpotatoman December 7, 2019
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Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.
Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.
by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021
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Vj-Charger

The best gamer of all time, he is very cute and has a 10 inch dick.
Vj-Charger is much better than ToughTal and StellarClipz... there all dogshit and should stop plying fortnite because its a shit game and they need to go outside and get a life and stop dating 9 year olds
by josh.has.a.massive.penis August 2, 2021
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Californian Snake Charmer.

Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.

(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').
yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'
by paul_styles November 14, 2010
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to be on the charger

After a long night of partying and completely depleting the battery, one who is on charger spends the next 10-20 hours sleeping.
The term was more common in the time before smartphones when mobiles only needed charging once a week. (See also Nokia 3310 )
-Friday's party was awful. It's Saturday morning, and I don't even have a hangover.
-It's Sunday, Panki! You've been on the charger for too long.
(to be on the charger)
by kalaius January 8, 2013
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