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The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.
Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.
by Panda Bear 43 October 23, 2020
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A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.
I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!
by Panda Bear 43 October 16, 2018
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When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.
Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.
by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021
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