Pimp's Breakfast

A dro joint and a cup of coffee.

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.

by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009

Welsh Breakfast

Oral sex between any consenting adults, animals or objects.

It's never too late for a Welsh Breakfast

by dcp1000 September 17, 2012

breakfast face

Someone who has a face that looks like a plate of breakfast. Two over-easy eggs for eyes, and one or two strips of bacon for a mouth. Frequently, you can find breakfast faces at the restaurant IHOP. This is ironic, because of the breakfast faces they serve there. Their breakfast face is pancakes fruit and whipped topping as facial features.

used in a sentence: "That girl's got breakfast face."

by BearSuit February 23, 2008

portuguise breakfast

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

hot breakfast

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake

"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"

by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.

I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?

by Shile July 12, 2007

Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.

Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.

by ServingLouie May 7, 2011