Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.

Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.

by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022

iowa bed and breakfast

A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.

Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.

by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

breakfassert

Breakfassert is when your first waking meal is something super sugary like cereal, pancakes/waffles drenched in syrup, pop tarts, cake, donuts, etc. It contrasts with regular breakfast, which is supposed to be an actual, savory, filling, nutritious meal to kickstart your day.

The word is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. It is pronounced "brek-fuh-zert".

Really? You’re eating a Nutella-Eggo sandwich for breakfast? No, that’s not breakfast...that’s breakfassert.

by Just Some Girl with a Mustache September 29, 2020

Breadstick

A tall, white, skinny, blonde, fuck boy.

Your friend: “I can’t believe you have a crush on him! He’s such a breadstick.”

by DuLa p33p May 3, 2021

breadflation

a steady rise in the price of bread

Flour scarcity is a recipe for breadflation.

by Easytorts March 15, 2023