Boxford Police

Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.

Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)

by RUNdonthide November 27, 2012

boxed

Presented with an error message on a computer.

Fuck, I got boxed again! John, I can't send you that video clip. My browser won't support it.

by pentozali March 17, 2013

Boxer Biscuit

When you have been continuously farting and your boxers absorb the filth. When you go to take a shit and drop your pants the stink is released into your face.

I had too much Mexican food last night and gave myself a boxer biscuit.it was nasty.

by joemanshowman July 31, 2018

x-boxed

-the opposite of a sexually aroused woman.

-sexually revolted woman

"By the end of the relationship, I was x-boxed and unable to continue faking."

"The guy at the bar was so ugly that I was x-boxed the second he came near me."

by AdAmI August 22, 2009

still in boxers

the act of staying inside all day in your jammies.
most likely on AIM, Myspace, or texting

see: hermit low-life

alexis: its so hot outside
mikey: i havent been outside
alexis: its 5 in the evening
mikey: yeah i just stayed home today
alexis: still in boxers?
mikey: yeah i havent gone out

by Lexiplexness October 27, 2008

Move your boxes

Minecraft slang for move your butt.
In Minecraft, you're made of boxes.
Therefore, comes the term "Move your boxes!"

"Move your boxes Steve!"
"Hold your piggies Charlee!!!!"

by XxPenguinxX December 29, 2013

boxelder

An cougar's box or vaginal area.

"Dude that chicks a MILF." Yeah but she's got a boxelder box!

by Jermaine Jackson July 2, 2007