rent-a-boobies

A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.

Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.
guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!

guy 2: Snap! false advertising!

guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!
by lingling4canada February 09, 2010
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booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.
Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.
by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014
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boobie ball

Uncontrollable boobie bouncing. More common when braless and descending stairs where they bounce individually. Common ailment of the larger chested females.
"I swear to god, I am never not wearing a bra again. It was a freaking game of boobie ball in my shirt!"
by RobotGirl Penny May 11, 2016
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Blazing Boobie

An insult that does not allow the victim to speak for a couple of minutes while they realize what they were just called.
"You Blazing Boobie!"
"..... uhhhhh....."
by randommuthafuka January 27, 2010
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Wuebey Booby

a crusty blonde bitch who is a pathological liar. she will screw you over and play the victim. she thinks she’s hot shit but in reality she has no boobs and no friends
by bahsksldhjeoe December 17, 2021
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Boobie Work

When a girl motor boats another girl with her bare breasts.
Oh my god! Did you just see that? Kenzie and Kayla just totally boobie worked Nikki!!
by MysteriousDirt October 27, 2011
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the tao of boobies

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts
there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets
by the tao of boobs May 26, 2010
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