Bmw

BMW. Big meaty woman

My friend Sandra has them thighs that just don't quit. I sure love me a BMW!!

by GregD79 May 29, 2025

BMW i8

An incredibly cool hybrid invented by bam to just say fuck you to the Toyota prius

Dude have you seen that BMW i8 it totally looks better than a prius

by Geordie person May 26, 2015

BMW M3

The king of all mid-priced high performance sport coupes. Known for being the bench mark for all others in its class. Predominantly owned by cocky 25-40 year old men looking for an automobile that provides a high level of status combined with incredible performance.

The ultimate "Whip" for any 16-21 year old male due to its ostentatiously good looks and striking road presence (unfortunately none of them can afford one).

26 year old male pulls up to stoplight in his new BMW M3 only to notice a group of Teens staring him(his car) down. Quickly he presses the launch control button and as the light turns green floors the gas. This results in him leaving a 25 foot cloud of smoke in the air and ignites the neighborhood with the sound of succes. The teens are left with blank stares on there faces, jaws hanging open.

by Jmann93 November 17, 2011

bmw m5

As stated in Geneva in March 2004 the M5 will have over 500 HP. The M5 will be able to put out over 100 HP / litre. The official specifications are:

Engine code: S65
8250 rpm redline
507 HP (373 kW) @ 7750 rpm
520 Nm torque @ 6100 rpm
Weight: 240 kg
Stroke: 75,2 mm Bore: 92 mm
MS S65 engine managements hardware, software and functioning are developed in-house at BMW M

Gearshifts are possible with the SMGIII even with the throttle pressed fully to the floor.

by lue_driver March 31, 2005

BMW-Tesla combination

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.

Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?

by znajid June 3, 2020

BMW M3

First produced in 1986, the 3 Series E30 M3 was the product of a factory effort to participate in German Touring Car racing. The primary opponent was the Mercedes 190 class. Both companies recognized the great interest in racing and the positive effects of racing on auto sales.

The power plant is high-performance 4-cylinder, a direct descendent of the M10 F-1 powerplant. The engine has a forged crank, a four valve head and strengthened internals, with 2.3 liters and 195 hp with a catalytic converter and 200 hp without.

by lue_driver March 31, 2005

BMW Brad

The magnetic attraction a self centred douche bag and the automotive equivalent of a Giant Douche.

That is the worst driving I have ever seen. What a typical BMW Brad.

by MBP2000 August 15, 2019