Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.

Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.

by Philpro October 11, 2011

Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new

jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse

by edward houssein December 19, 2007

strawberry blumpkin

Eating out a female when she is on her period while she is taking a shit.

Chuck gave Carla a strawberry blumpkin

by Tim jr February 26, 2011

Blumpkin Tuesdays

Where Blumpkin is repeatedly performed.

Usually takes place on the second day of the week.

Not exempt from Bank Holidays

"Hey! I just loooove Blumpkin Tuesdays!"

by 69 eds '[-00 January 9, 2009

Space Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while space docking.(getting a blow job while shitting into a vagina)

Alec, Adam and Kajsa all worked together to perform the Space Blumpkin

The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins

by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009

Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.

Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.

by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010

Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while on the toilet eating chicken wings.

My pig girlfriend asked if I would like a Buffalo Blumpkin.

by Sex Actz March 27, 2019