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Postponed Birthday Sex

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.
by melissayy! June 22, 2011
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Brummie Birthday Cake

The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.
Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016
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Merry Birthday

What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.
Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.

Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!
by Indigonightmare May 12, 2018
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November Birthday

The date someone fails no nut November. Usually said when wanting discuss when they failed (nutted), but they don't want outside listeners to know. Someone can have multiple November birthdays in one year.
Hey Joe when's your November Birthday
Ah, November 5th 7th and 10th but I'm going strong since then
by Erdic November 22, 2019
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I’m birthday

Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’
“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”
by lourocksteady April 30, 2021
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birthday

A reason to drink. (see also: Halloween, New Years Eve, Independence Day, Easter, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, Friday)
On his birthday, Charlie consumed twice his weight in beer.
by asdfasdfasdfasdfg January 6, 2012
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Birthday

A reminder of the time when your parents fucked up.
by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017
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