Tinternet

Parody of Northern English accent. Shortening of The Internet to "T'Internet, to Tinternet. Made popular by Peter Kay.

"You can look it up on tinternet."

by Miles Walkden November 27, 2003

lol internet

The best response to someone taking the internet way too seriously.

User 1: OMG! How dare you disagree with me! Someday, you're all gonna be sorry!

User 2: Er, yeah. Sure we will. LOL INTERNET!

by Rachel the Demon July 22, 2006

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

internet whore

a person who goes on the internet and meets people and then ask them to take off there clothes or justs meet random guys on the internet to make her boyfriend jelouse

Richie: hey peter whats up?
peter nothing i think ashleys cheating on me
Richie: with who?
Peter: some guy she meet on the internet i read one of there im's and she asked him to take his clothes off
Richie: Shes such an internet whore

by want2befree13 January 15, 2006

internet friends

1. something that i need

2. people who you meet online and you instantly become friends b/c of your common interests

3. also could be dangerous b/c you don’t know who those ppl r and they could cyberbully you

basic internet friends
Girl 1: hey

Girl 2: hi

G1: im marise, whats ur name?

G2: im lucille. Nice to meet u. so r u excited for ..... *becomes instant friends*

*a year later g1 surprises g2 at a local park*

G2: omg its you!!! Finally

*runs to each other, high pitched squeals, crying and hugging*

by marise lucille December 27, 2017

Internet Hate Machine

A group of deprived, psychotic, individuals who call themselves Anonymous and live on the internets. Their only reason for living is to make others lives a living hell.

Because of the internet hate machine, we had to buy a dog and curtains.

by a­nonymous January 16, 2008

Internet Elbow

Term given to the holes found on the elbow of a sleeve of a non-computer mouse holding side of a shirt. Believed to be primarily caused by resting non-mouse elbow on arm rests or desks. Occurs most frequently when shirt is dry cleaned.

Dude 1: Hey dude, you've got Internet Elbow.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: You've got a gaping whole on the elbow of your shirt! Clean yourself up man!

by RafaD May 2, 2007