bagette

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

A girl who has a shitty attitude towards others because she's thinks she's hot shit. In reality though she's a worthless idiot and the only people who think she's cool are her baguette friends.

Kim Kardashian is the Queen of the Bagette's

by DaveDeLucaComic December 8, 2013

Beetho

The realest Nigga on every block. His big eye's see everything.

Look at that beetho over there, he is such a bitch.

by UltraGiggaNigga July 25, 2016

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Beetlejuice

v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place

If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box

by Aaron's Rod September 19, 2023

Tyler beets

A super mega ultra gay guy who hangs out with 3 completely straight guys who also once looked at a dudes dick

Kanel: yo is that TYLER BEETS

Me: yes stay away him he is hella gay

Aven: TYLER BEETS are you eating a sausage that’s gay

TYLER: no Mr.Harris’s science lab

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeee67 February 20, 2019

Baby Beetle Juice

The act of popping your little sisters cherry, then slurping the blood from her vagina after spit it back through her nose and suck it out through her mouth.

“Cindy didn’t wash the dishes so I had to Baby Beetle Juice her.”

by DaddyDjango September 18, 2019

Council of Beetroot

The new council after Pewdiepie went crazy. They demand him to fuck things like sheep and creepers. They are the “villain” in Pewds Minecraft series, but it takes a while for that to be reveled. They replaced the Council of Watersheep and killed all of Pewds friends.

Pewdiepie-“What do you want me to do council of beetroot?”
Council of beetroot-*demonic noises*
Pewdiepie-“You want me to frick a creeper?”

by Minecraft Spaghetti November 3, 2019