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Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"
"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"
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baduel

A strong family surname. Those who hold this surname are powerful and filthy rich. It is a respected name because of its family’s heritage. If you come across a ‘Baduel’ just know your one of the lucky few as they are very few of them left. People are astonished by them. They are like Royalty. Probably one of the most trusted and respected family in the world.
“Have you heard of the Baduel family? They are such inspirational people”
by Milkshakepie May 21, 2021
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based cringe

When you’re being yourself, not caring what others think, but are causing people around you to feel ashamed.
That poem you posted in discord was based cringe, Anon…

Calling yourself “based” is “based cringe”.

This guy is really pouring his heart out to this e-girl… talk about based cringe.
by xTyphoon September 7, 2021
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Missile Base

The is a place where a man's "missile" can "take off." Nickname for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: The missile base was unaccommodating. The mission was a failure

Guy 2: That sucks man.
by grad23 August 30, 2009
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faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.
Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...
by tempestaz March 15, 2014
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Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.
She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.
by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014
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94th base

Taking you, the one male in all of this, and 20 females. You should all be high school students trying to lose your virginity. After school go to the stairwell and line up, then make it to second base with all of the in less then ten minutes. Go home on the bus, wait till the weekend, and invite all twenty women over to your house after your parents have left on a trip. Get at least seven leather whips (everyone should have memorized "Fifty Shades of Grey" previously to the weekend). When the women arrive, turn on a playlist of Ke$ha's greatest hits and fill a small swimming pool full of vodka (in your living room, of course). Invite the women into the pool to sanitize them, and then have them drink the entire amount of vodka. Throw the whips away because it would be some creepy shit if you actually used them. Finally, while the music plays, proceed to fourth base with all women and be sure to last at least 48 hours or at least until your parents return and are able to state, to the world record keepers, that you have had sex for the longest amount of time in history. Buy the new record book when you are done, a copy for each of the twenty women and you, present the book at school on Monday, becoming one of the cool kids, and pray to God you don't become a baby daddy after that weekend.
Dude, I just got to 94th base!

Wow, what Ke$ha songs did you listen to?
by The Greatest: MM February 21, 2015
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