I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

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Baseball, huh?

Another way of saying or "makes sense".
The term was coined by comedy youtuber Aljokes on one of his sketchs, where a person confuses the phrase "baseball, huh?" With the already existing "that tracks".

Person 1: my wife stopped loving me after I lost the moustache.
Person 2: baseball, huh?

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Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

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Baseball huh?

It means "that makes sense" "that follows" "obviously"

"Ah shit, my brother got into a car accident. Apparently someone hit him in the car parking lot."
"Who hit him?"
"An elderly Asian lady."
"Baseball huh?"
"Wha-"

by hdiverz24 April 5, 2025

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