Broomhead

A fucking cunt who hypes everything and can't keep saliva and food particles in his mouth

yes boys cant wait to get pissed tonight and ring a taxi and eat kebabs. and then spray the kebab everywhere geezer (followed by rubbing of hands together) said broomhead

by a dubzzzz March 4, 2009

Zoom broom

Eliminating the background distractions.

“Denise,” went the text from my boss last Sunday, “when we do the meetup with Amway could you please do a zoom broom on your so-called office -- jettison the vibrators, the pogo stick, the pink silk thingie hanging just on screen. The signed blowup of Bono from ’98 too. We don’t want Chris to think we’re wack. Oh, and could you make sure that snot-nosed Berry doesn’t poke her face in?”
“Shithead,” I replied under my breath, “It’s not Zoom, it’s WebEx. It's not Berry, it's Valley. Plus, I only accept texted managerial counsel of under 10 words.”

To prep for the interview (for the job he didn’t even want, but it would pay for tacos) Panda did a quick zoom broom in the study he “shared” with mama, backlighting the Mac and taking down the hanging hooked rug depicting a bald eagle descending upon a Hudson River ice floe. Darn these Zoom gigs, he thought, feeling pretty sure he’d have to shave his soul patch.

by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

broomstick bonnie

someone who gets off (sexually) using a broomstick.

I wonder where the broomstick is? I hear someone orgasming in the next room. Deff a "broomstick bonnie".

by meowmixlaaaaameeeeoooooowww August 29, 2009

Badoombadong

When the embryo jerks you off during pregnant sex

The badoombadong is the best climax

by Xfantasticx4x June 21, 2018

Broome

Woman who is getting married to a woman.

Tell the Bride and Broome it's time for the photos.

by Da Mimz April 10, 2019

Baboomba

--a term used for loud people who likes noise (usually with their poor quality sound system,) imposing their sub-par culture and displaying how the louder they are becomes proportionate to how low their IQ is.

"Hear (Look at) that Baboomba, really annoying!

by Rittmeister October 27, 2019

Broomer

A) (Pronounced broom-meh): Franglais mistranslation of the French verb balayer

B) offensive term for a janitor

The term broomer combines the English verb to broom and a French conjugation of verbs ending in er.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2022