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bacon bit 

a word fourth graders like to use instead of ‘bitch
‘You’re such a bacon bit, Tracy!’
bacon bit by anonymous pickleperson February 18, 2021

Bacon lips 

A woman's labia after excessive sexual activity resembling Canadian bacon. Also known as roast beef curtains.
After running train on Alison, she had some serious bacon lips!
Bacon lips by Angelo Daniels June 6, 2009

bacon switch 

To "slip" and plow the stink in the midst of hitting the pink.
I gave that ho the ol' bacon switch last night, then finished her off with a yankee candle.
bacon switch by memory-minus March 11, 2005

bacon and nails 

"Bacon and nails" is what someone is 'made of' if they can consume large amounts of alcohol and take it like a man. This term is often used if someone is downing large amounts of hard liquor without a chaser.
I was gargling half a bottle of Captain Morgan when my brother exclaimed, "Dude, you're made of bacon and nails!".
bacon and nails by Emanuel Hernandez September 21, 2006

bacon ring 

the wrinkly flesh forming the anus. SEE ALSO crinkled starfish
I flipped her over and pounded her bacon ring till I came.
bacon ring by Max Power December 9, 2004

bacon tongs 

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.
"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."
bacon tongs by Rigz June 26, 2007