mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!

-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."

mayonnaise burrito by JHammy June 19, 2011

throw a burrito 

A limp penis engaging in intercourse.

1. She was so fat that he couldn't get hard. His only option was to throw a burrito at her.

2. So I (female) took this fine man home with me last night, but he had so many drinks that all he could do was throw a burrito at me.

throw a burrito by BallerDeep August 12, 2009

red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

red burrito by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006

stoner burrito 

a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.

duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito

stoner burrito by ShankShow December 23, 2009

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito 

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.

Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito by Enrique Iglesiaz May 18, 2011

frozen burrito 

A pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. Generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. Healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (Often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).

Frozen Burritos are often consumed as "munchies" while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.

"I just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!"

"Dude, those ones have trans fats in em."

frozen burrito by ephidryn March 30, 2009

Spicy Burrito 

While recieving head, grasp the back of the girls head and shove your dick all the way into the back of her throat. On the second gag, she should throw up on your dick while you pull out. The girl then continues to suck off all of the throw-up.

"Dude, Ted gave Amanda a Spicy Burrito last night when she was drunk"

Spicy Burrito by phx kid November 5, 2006