Bollock Talk

Talking total rubbish which is basically bollocks!

Someone who goes on and on and it’s just not needed “bollock talk”

by SmellyFluff December 18, 2020

Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.

He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.

by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017

Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus

Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks

by Nintendrew November 14, 2022