Band Killer

When you start dating a dick and/or hoebag that comes between you and your band. Who Ultimately makes you choose and because you wanna hit that so bad you kill the band.

Derek's new vagina wants to come to practice again. She told him that if she can't come to practice then neither can he..... she's a Band Killer man, vagina will be the end of us all!

by MusicRoach October 1, 2014

Band-dangler

When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.

by NAGEM1234 February 18, 2015

Band Nerd

Someone who loves band... Usually has friends in band but they most likley play the same instrument as them. Band Nerds usually are in school band or small ensembles However, their is a HUGE difference between Band Geeks and Band Nerds, Band Nerd is usually an insult...

That Band Nerd always has her flute with her

by EmilyRose2001 July 17, 2015

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016

Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.

"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."

by jimmycakes December 2, 2016

Band-aid Station

band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.

We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.

by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018

Band Nerd

Band nerds are kiddos who play in band, and more commonly are in marching band. They literally live in the band room; they ARE the band. Band nerd is seen to others as an insult, but is actually quite affectionate.

"Hey Jessie, how was your weekend?"
"Oh! It was great. I didn't have any free time since there was a competition on Saturday, and I practiced even though we wouldn't be using the music anymore. Speaking of practice, band is in 2 hours, I can't be late. Bye Lina!"
*as she walks away*
"Jesus, Jessie is SUCH a band nerd..."

by marchingbeans November 23, 2018