Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.
by LTG291 January 10, 2013
Get the Awkward Sloth Slap mug.when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013
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For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
Get the Awkward Muffin mug.(1) A person who is incredibly awkward in their manner or physical appearance
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying
Wow, that man was very difficult to start a conversation with, he was definitely an awkward-annie.
That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie
That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie
by student456 August 6, 2012
Get the Awkward-Annie mug.Adjective: A descriptive term used when a person or situation makes you feel both awkward and weird.
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(ôk -wr - do)
Jen: "How'd the date go?"
Alice: "Horrible, he was a total Awkwardo."
Jen: "That bad?"
Alice: "He asked if he could tattoo my name on his dick."
Alice: "Horrible, he was a total Awkwardo."
Jen: "That bad?"
Alice: "He asked if he could tattoo my name on his dick."
by PDtrad113 September 18, 2013
Get the Awkwardo mug.Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.
Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:
A. It was nice to run into you!
B. It really was - send my regards to your family.
A. Take care!
Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello
A. It was nice to run into you!
B. It really was - send my regards to your family.
A. Take care!
Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello
by O-town daddy September 13, 2013
Get the awkward post-goodbye hello mug.A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation
Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*
by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013
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