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awkward bukkake

A variation of awkward starfish. A hand motion in which a person places their palm, with fingers stretched and spread out, on their face and sticks their tongue out. This resembles the act of bukkake.
When Mr. Smith made that inappropriate comment to that little girl, we did an awkward bukkake . . . because the situation was awkward . . . and because a little girl was involved.
by afaiiiiiiiiii November 22, 2010
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Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show
"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle
by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008
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awkward

Adjective; may be shortened to awk and said in quick succession to end a bad situation and to let the parties involved know you don't want to be there

1 - used to describe situations in which a person or persons are aloof, confused, or have been caused discomfort.

2 - most commonly used to describe events/persons that cause a general malaise of uncomfortableness.
1 - When all the guys realized they had made out with the same girl that night it became real awkward. It was pretty awkward when she mentioned she had slept with her boyfriend's best friend.

2 - I hate that kid he is so awkward whenever he is around people, it is like he was raised by mentally challenged cave people. I am so awkward around her because I can never tell if she knows I slept with her best friend.
by Ryan D Scott February 15, 2008
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Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.
George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.
by seymore hineys May 19, 2009
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awkward shoe

When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.
Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.
by bolognasamich September 10, 2007
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Awkward-off

A coversation between two or more people saying awkward things. Whoever says the most awkward thing wins.
Person 1: Wanna have an Awkward-off?

Person 2: Sure.

Person 1: I made love to your sister last night.

Person 2: Ive gone gay for Justin Bieber.

Person 1: Okay you win.
by Awkward-off time!!! August 13, 2010
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Awkward Aloha

When you go on a "romantic" Hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn't know you aren't trying to "work things out" in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.
Sarah: Heather's on Maui with her ex.

Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?

Sarah: Yes.

Erin: Awkward Aloha!
by Mean Tricks January 12, 2011
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