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assface

someone who has an ass in their face
someone: hey assface
girl: hey buttface
by i describe words May 22, 2021
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Assault Rifle Fifteen

A synonym for "AR-15" (Armourlight Rifle Fifteen) used by Congressmen to attempt (and fail) to vilify the poor "Assault weapon". It's only used by people (Congressmen their not human) who blame Columbine on Battlefield 4.
Whiney Congressman 1: This Assault Rifle Fifteen was used to kill a man!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!
by Olegthefuckwhit November 29, 2021
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Assault

Assault is #1
by papamqakq January 8, 2022
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Assaultron

The deathstar laser but more aggressive and is actively chasing you down.
Damnit that Assaultron won’t stop spawn killing me.
by Djungelskög January 16, 2022
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AssFace

Someone who is butt ugly; their face looks like it will fart on you & they talk shit. That is an AssFace. Or most commonly known as the male version of a "Karen". Noun and/or Adjective
You were right that guy is an AssFace, I always thought he was a good guy, until now
by NellieBunz007 March 14, 2022
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AssFault

ButtCrack:
Because it’s literally a fault in your ass. Like the San Andreas Fault is a big crack in the ground.
There’s some rumblings coming from your assfault.
by Mr Harrow September 6, 2022
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assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.
God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.
by Literal Code October 29, 2022
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