Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 8, 2019

half fail

A mistake, or fail, that is not quite a full fail, but is halfway there.

His life is a half fail because the first part of his life is such a fail, not having yet to experience the second part.

by priscyyy February 23, 2011

Half-pinter

Someone who is really nice deep down, but just doesn't make much of an effort as far as appearance or conversation goes.

Girl 1 "how was your date with Dave last night?"
Girl 2 "It was good, the meal was nice"
Girl 1 "Do you think you and Dave will get together?"
Girl 2 "I would but he's a bit of a half-pinter"

by YourFavouriteMistake February 22, 2009

Half Sock

Half Sock is a universal term invented by Almighty Raf, MT, and VN in Statistics class. It is most commonly practiced to BS an exam.

I'm about to half sock the crap out of this test.

by The one and only Almighty... December 9, 2018

Half-Weight

A Half-Weight is .5 grams of any powdered drug. There are 7 half-weights in an 8-ball.

I was keen to score an eight-ball, but all I could afford was a half-weight.

by Diego December 2, 2003

34 and a half

Its the sexual act of 69 with a midget

I met a sexy ass midget at the mall and we ended up going back to my place and we did 34 and a half

by adenfaden December 22, 2009

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 15, 2007