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Allosaurus pr0n

Pr0n featuring one or more allosaurus. WARNING: may cause EXTREME ORGASM!
mmm... Allosaurus pr0n... *spl00ges*
by PhuckYou September 23, 2003
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Alton Brown

Host of the two best shows on the foos network. Good Eats and The show to end all shows, Iron Chef America!
by Richard @@@ March 28, 2005
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Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.
"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."
by TimBayBe December 13, 2009
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You almost thirty!

Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.
Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!
by Bell07 February 3, 2008
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alton

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.
"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."
by MySpace kid September 1, 2008
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Altism

The autistic retard's way of pronouncing the mental illness "Autism".
All you guys online, stalp picking on me for liking Rainbow Dash! You know I have Altism? No one has a freaking soul in this wurld!!
by Cambion-Hunter June 30, 2018
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alto

I am feeling pretty alto right now, man.
by Behest October 29, 2007
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