a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
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To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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So saucy. They will make you fall then splash a shot in your face. But if that isn’t nasty enough they will step over you too. They are absolute savages who were cornrows and shooting sleeves. They are the answer. So beware because they are around 6 feet tall
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