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Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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Darny Allen

The true identity of actor/comedian Tim Allen
Tim Allen is really named Darny Allen.
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Yasmine Allen

Yasmine is a beautiful Mixed girl that wants so to do many things in her life. She maybe shy and somewhat silent but has a beautiful voice and spends time with her best friends at school. She's a prude but will date someone until she finds the right guy or girl for her cause guys would try to date her to make their exes jealous and she ain't that type of girl. She has a whole lot of skills and she's really beautiful cause everything about her is Wonderful and great. She supports BLM,LGBTQ and others. She absolutely hates it when people try to say shit about her so don't mess with her. She really cares about what's going on today right now .
Here's what Yasmine Allen would do
Boy 1: Hey Yasmine wanna go out sometime
Ex girl 1: looking at Me all mad
Me: no thank you

Yasmine makes her own decisions

Boy 2: hi Yasmine so I was kinda thinking maybe you and I can go to the movies tonight so would like you to go with me
Me: sure I love to go with you but I gotta ask my mom
Boy 2: so yes?
Me: yes
Yasmine makes good ones
by DepressedBitch2005 November 23, 2021
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Allen schaffer

Is a loyal, and amazing friend with the desire to provide for his family and friends. He is the sigma male and is desired by both alfa and betas alike. He is very smart athletic and good at fishing fighting and fucking. He seem to be extremely strict with his children but is so loving and pure that he'd never resort to violence with his child. He is a true and thoughtful person who can be very violent when provoked.
by Starlight glow June 27, 2021
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Allen Boyce

Typically a male, who creates awful or sinful jokes. He normally also attends a private school. He may laugh strangely too.
Allen Boyce is a complete utter idiot.
by TheNinja123 May 21, 2018
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allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!
Allen Van Hook can fix anything!
by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015
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Allen Ma

The second oldest member of a kpop group CRAVITY. He can sing, rap, dance, choreograph and produce songs. Often referred as Leoni/Leni (hyung). The thief of LUVITY's hearts, the cutest ever human being.
Person 1: Look! It's cravity, a group I told you about.
Person 2: Yeah, I remember. Wait, who is this cute guy?
Person 1: Oh, it's Allen Ma. Do you like him?
Person 2: I think I might stan this group...
by Puma with daisies July 5, 2022
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