alarm clock

the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.

dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.

by swami February 16, 2005

Alarm

9:00 pm when a girl needs to take her birth control pill

Hey Emily, guess what? Alarm!

by nicole77 August 1, 2007

strawberry alarm clock

when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.

I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock

by a11mikea11 January 6, 2011

mexican alarm clock

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

Alarm cock

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.

there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays

by chocolatesa August 15, 2003

alarmistice

finally getting up after a battle with the snooze button

Okay, okay, I'm up! Jeez! Alarmistice already.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011