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by Anonymous April 25, 2003

asiaphile

Typically a fat white loser in his 50's who trolls around South-East Asia for a slim, submissive young May Ping Pang who wants him for his money and will want to cement their relationship with a child ASAP.

Look at that sweaty, red-faced asiaphile, he can't get a quality woman at home so he goes to Bangkok instead

by fuck you asiaphiles June 29, 2004

asinine

ignorant or overly stupid
resembling an ass
pointless

his suggestion to get some phat boots seemed asinine, considering she had no legs.

by thejohns January 22, 2005

asian points

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).

Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.

by Karenn December 9, 2008

team asia

The group of Asian foreign exchange students who walk together on a college campus, speaking to nobody but each other. There can be more than one group of asians depending on the campus.

watch out aaron here comes team asia just staring us down

by Traveling Salesman October 6, 2010

Asian Fail

Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.

Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?

by The Goat Burner May 9, 2008

Asian bar tan

Characteristic red face and neck that some Asian people get when drinking alcohol. The reason for this is not allergy, but because of a defective enzyme, acetaldehyde dehydrogenase, which breaks down a byproduct of alcohol metabolism, acetaldehyde, into acetic acid. Thus, the acetaldehyde levels build up and cause the skin flushing, rapid heart rate, and sweating.

Look at that lightweight, Chan... he's only had one beer and he already has an Asian bar tan.

by Pete1018 May 26, 2007